

Pizza man the pizza man has a fucking pizza hand And is
delivering pizza all through at Italy
Italy is practically the entire fucking world
So he has to deal 8 billion fucking people
But one day when delivering a pizza to one customer...
THERE WAS PISS ON THE PIZZA!
This could have only been the devious work of...
PISS MAN! Piss man pisses on everything But he mostly pisses on
pizza because he is a creep
And if anyone eats the pissed on pizza they will be mind
controlled
Already half a billion have been mind controlled PIZZA man must stop
this
Pizza man joins us with calzone dude and goes to piss mans
lair
But when the reach the entrance its COVERED in piss So they
have to spray piss
away on the door When they open the lair its dark but
suddenly the lights turn on And there is a robot...
PISS ROBOT!