Stanley Shenanigans Ballad
(hey,
ho, here
we go!)
We are studying at Dalhousie but we cannot hit the bar
Underage and out of luck,
we can't travel very far So we fill our Stanley cups with
a sneaky little brew Nine chaotic college friends,
here's a toast to all of you!
Oh, the Stanley cups are clinking on the campus green today We're
the wildest gang in Halifax,
we laugh our lives away!
From the gym to the buffet,
we've got stories left and right Just a bunch of happy misfits
having Stanley cups tonight! (cheers!)
Now Veronica is pumping iron at six o'clock in the morning While
Liev the engineer is crying for her ex without warning Naya's talking
to tall Graham, he's three feet above her head With a face
full of spots, but she's smitten so it's said!
Brooke's the sober mother dragging everyone along
Charlotte's always swimming, though her boyfriend choice is wrong He's a year
below her, we don't get it,
not a bit!
And Welsh Greta runs a half-marathon and never shuts up about it!
Greta's weeping for her ex too,
with two guys on the side Pike's got four plates stacked up
high where the dining foods collide!
Nigel is a rugby lad,
shouting things we cannot say
Begging for some pizza at the closing of the day!
And Spencer's flag of faces brings him so much wholesome joy What
a crazy pack of girls and a couple of strange boys!
Oh, the Stanley cups are clinking on the campus green today We're
the wildest gang in Halifax,
we laugh our lives away!
From the gym to the buffet,
we've got stories left and right Just a bunch of happy misfits
having Stanley cups tonight!
Yeah, we're sipping from the Stanley,
underage and free! (slainte!)