Mic Drop Funnies

Wait, is this mic

on? Oh, we're doing

this?

Okay, let me adjust my glasses.

I woke up late and forgot my shoes But I still got

the moves that you cannot lose I tried to make a toast

but I burnt the bread So I buttered up a slice of

my shoe instead (what?) Yeah,

my life is a comedy show

Walking down the street in a bathrobe,

don't you know

Oh we are silly with it,

totally absurd Spitting goofy lines,

haven't you heard? (haha) We got the kazoo playing in the back

We are completely off the track!

My bank account is looking like a telephone number Wait,

just a single digit,

what a absolute bummer (awww)

I got a golden retriever but he walks me instead

I got a lot of silly ideas bouncing in my head

Let's slow it down for a dramatic pause (shhhh) Waiting for the

crowd to erupt in applause

Any second now... Still waiting...

Oh we are silly with it,

totally absurd Spitting goofy lines,

haven't you heard? (yeah!) We got the kazoo playing in the back

We are completely off the track!

And that's how you do it,

folks.

(mic drop)

Ouch, that actually hit my foot.

Okay, goodbye!