Carnival Eshay Riot

Oi, step

right up lads! Grab a ticket

at the gate or jump the fence!

(oi oi oi!)

Roll up on a scooter with a wizard cape and bum bag

Dodging all the rangers while I'm puffing on a teabag Got a

goblin in the passenger,

he's stealing all the pies Drop a wicked little spell and watch

the carnival arise Got a tracky jacket sparkling like a king in

the gutter

Slicing through the nonsense like a heated butter cutter (nah yeah!) Pull

the lever on the carousel and watch the horses bolt

Hit the greasy pavement with a fifty-thousand volt!

Wait,

stop the ride, mate!

Who let the phantom through the turnstile?

(who did that?) Clutch your coins,

hold your hats

Here comes the big racket!

Oi! Circus in the car park,

spin the bloody wheel!

(OI! OI!) Tell me how that fairy floss and gravel gonna feel!

Oi! Magpie on my shoulder with a diamond in its beak!

(WHAT!) Carnival of chaos every weekend of the week!

(hahaha, let's go!) Now I'm juggling hot chips down the middle of

the mall Got a troll doing kickflips right against the council wall

Selling phony magic potions in a plastic cordial jug Drink it up,

me hearty, make you cuddle up a pug

Security is sprinting, but they tripped upon a clown We got the

dodgem cars drifting all across the town (skrrrrt) Got an esky full

of mystery and frozen party pies

Laughing at the madness right before your very eyes!

Midnight hits the merry-go-round...

Nobody make a single sound...

(shhh) Did you hear that rattling in the tent?

That's where all the council funding went!

Oi! Circus in the car park,

spin the bloody wheel!

(OI!

OI!) Tell me how that fairy floss and gravel gonna feel!

Oi! Magpie on my shoulder with a diamond in its beak!

(WHAT!) Carnival of chaos every weekend of the week!

Yeah,

ride's over, fellas.

Chuck us a meat pie and rack off. (hahaha!)

Oi,

who took me shoes?