Blood on the Couch

Buh-buh-buh-buh Big bitch And little stuff!!

Sisters,

from other misters

Our joy, our curse,

our thorn

No more perfect floors,

puke, piss, shit-

Idiots, perfection is destruction

since you was born

I love you,

and I’m so mad at you Tons of fun,

but what the fuck have we - DONE!!?

Bloody sisters!! There’s blood down the hall,

blood on the walls!

Blood on the couch,

it’s in my - MOOUUTH!! (yeah!)

This is why we can’t have nice things!!

Garbage is not fine CUISINE!

Sewer water kisses are my favorite though And oh!

that ass smell from the bowels of hell!!

You girls are great,

fighting over loving and attention.

Who loves us more!?

Get the baby-where’s the baby?

GO

PLAY!!

I love you,

and I’m so mad at you Tons of fun,

but what the fuck have we - DONE!!?

Bloody sisters!! There’s blood down the hall,

blood on the walls!

Blood on the couch,

it’s in my - MOOUUTH!!

Couldn’t imagine life without you two

The happiness and misery you put us through

You know,

people can walk by the fence

and do stuff in their own yards

without you barking at them all the time-

you’ll have to excuse our dogs-

They’re retards! I

love you,

and I’m so mad at you Tons of fun,

but what the fuck have we - DONE!!?

Bloody sisters!! There’s blood down the hall,

blood on the walls!

Blood on the couch,

it’s in my - MOOUUTH!!