

(hmmm) maccas posted a story,
i said "lemme see"
instagram said "fuck nah,
not today, g"
tapped that circle, shit froze on the screen
maccas got a story but it's nowhere to be seen
opened it again, fucking loading that shit
closed the whole app,
still fucking throwing a fit
BRO WHAT THE FUCK,
IS THE STORY CLASSIFIED?
did maccas drop a secret menu they gotta fucking hide?
one little circle got me fighting with the app i came for
one story, now i'm troubleshooting crap
profile looking normal, story sitting right there but when i fucking tap
it, instagram disappears refresh,
refresh, refresh, still fucking dead instagram got a personal vendetta in my
head
maccas cooking content, insta cooking my brain trying to watch one story
got me going insane
"story unavailable"
— BRO YOU JUST POSTED why the fuck am i getting access
fucking roasted? i saw the little ring,
that shit gave me hope then instagram pulled the fucking emergency rope
BRO WHAT THE FUCK,
IS THE STORY CLASSIFIED?
did maccas drop a secret menu they gotta fucking hide?
one little circle got me fighting with the app i came for
one story, now i'm troubleshooting crap
maccas: "howdy 🤠"
instagram: "goodbye."
me: "WHAT THE FUCK?" the app: "try again." i'm staring at the
circle like it owes me some rent ten minutes of my life
on a story that ain't sent if the story's fucking gone,
just say it's gone don't tease me with the ring then make
me wait till dawn (hahahaha)