Meme Lord Rizzocalypse

Yo...

Is that a minion?

Is that Big Chungus?

NAHHHH BROOO

Skibidi toilet, I just rizzed up a chair

Ugandan Knuckles, DO YOU KNOW DA WAY?

My dog got that drip,

got that Fortnite hair

I ate one chip and I floated away

AM I COOKED? (YES!) AM I HIM?

(NO!) My grandma said "bruh" and I hit the griddy real slow

Quandale Dingle pulled up in a Honda Civic

I got negative rizz,

but my confidence terrific

Walking in the school with my Minecraft shoes Teacher said "sit down,"

I said "sussy baka,

you lose" My crush said "ew," I said "it's giving NPC"

Then I hit the griddy and broke both of my knees She

left me on read,

I'm crying in 4K

My dad took the Xbox,

it's my villain origin day I said "only in Ohio" while I

fell down the stairs Then a Smurf Cat appeared and stole my

underwear

Baby don't leave me,

I'm built like a meme...

My life is a TikTok,

my brain is a stream...

I said "what the dog doin'?" at a funeral...

My rizz is so bad it's medically unusual...

Trollface in the mirror,

he said "problem?"

Doge in my wallet,

much broke, very solemn

Nyan Cat flying through my bedroom wall

I said "YEET!" and got banned from the mall

My Wi-Fi got rizz,

my router got gyatt My refrigerator said "bro,

you're built like a rat" I

yelled "DEEZ NUTS!" in the middle of class Principal said "pack it

up,

you absolute ASS--"

JOSIAH ON THE BEATTTTTT BOOM

BOOM BOOM BOOM

SKIBIDI SKIBIDI,

RIZZLER ALERT

I got Fanum taxed for my Minecraft dessert Sigma male grindset,

I sleep in a bin

My mom said "touch grass," so I downloaded the sim

OHIOOOOOOO BABY GRONK RIZZED UP LIVVY DUNNE I'M THE FINAL BOSS,

I HAVE ZERO FUN JOSIAH ON THE BEAT,

NOW THE BRAINROT IS DONE!

"Bro..." "Who let bro cook?" "Never let bro cook again."