Intel's Insolence Anthem

(beep boop,

system

failure)

They used to rule the market with a heavy metal hand

Paying off retailers to banish other brands

Fined billions in Europe for their dirty little trade

And breaking every single rule of fair commerce they made

Now they got a bailout from the power at the top

Uncle Sam stepped in to make sure they wouldn't drop

With massive government stakes

and corporate compromise

Every single purchase helps certain pockets rise

Friends don't let friends buy Intel anymore

It's the worst chip company washed up on the shore

Bailed out by the government with taxes on the line

To blindly buy their hardware is a low intelligence sign

For decades they were lagging with their thermal design

Running hot and crashing down the production line

They got monopoly habits

they just cannot break

While we pay the price for every move they make

Friends don't let friends buy Intel anymore

It's the worst chip company washed up on the shore

Bailed out by the government with taxes on the line

To blindly buy their hardware is a low intelligence sign

Boycott

the blue brand

Keep

your system clean (yeah)