Funky List Groove
Listen up kids, mama needs to talk to you! (hahaha)
It's that time of year again
Get those wishlists ready right now!
December is creeping in fast
And Santa mama needs a plan that will last
Don't search across the border,
no not this year
New tariffs and chaos ruined that,
my dear
Keep it local, keep it domestic and clean
Save me the headache at the customs screen (no foreign shopping spree,
no way)
I need specifics,
I need the details bold
Before all the good stuff is completely sold
Put down the controller,
step off the couch
Help out mama, don't be a holiday grouch!
Text it to me,
email it, send it on through!
Drop a link right now so I know what to do!
Give me the exact sizes,
give me every bright idea Keep it on our side of the
border this year!
Share that cart,
paste that link
Faster than your mama can even blink!
(send it to me now) Don't just write 'shoes' and expect me
to guess
That's how you end up in a fashion mess
I need the exact color,
the model, the store
Direct web links right to mama's front door
No shipping disasters held at the line
Make it real easy and we'll celebrate fine (hit send,
hit send!) Did you text it yet?
(not yet!) Did you email the spreadsheet?
(working on it!) Shared notes,
cloud docs, slide into my thread
Get it all done before you go to bed!
Text it to me,
email it, send it on through!
Drop a link right now so I know what to do!
Give me the exact sizes,
give me every bright idea Keep it on our side of the
border this year!
Share that cart,
paste that link
Faster than your mama can even blink!
(woooo! yeah!)
I'm checking my inbox...
Nothing yet! Go paste those links!
Mama loves you, now hit send! (ding!)