Clause’s Naughty Steel
(yeah) She came down the chimney late at night
Red suit on the floor what a sight
Said she needed something warm inside
Pulled me close and whispered with pride
(c'mon baby)
The fire's burning hot tonight
Santa's out delivering gifts
But Mrs. Claus she wants a different ride
Mrs. Claus likes my wiener
She sucks it down with a grin
Fuck yeah she loves that meat
Mrs. Claus likes my wiener
(oh yeah)
North Pole nights get lonely as hell
She grabbed my package and rang my bell
Said your candy cane tastes so sweet
Come on boy give me a treat (hahaha)
The stockings hung by the fire so low
She dropped to her knees
nice and slow
Santa won't be back till dawn
Time for me to get my on
Mrs. Claus likes my wiener
She sucks it down with a grin
Fuck yeah she loves that meat
Mrs. Claus likes my wiener
(oh fuck yeah)
She moaned and groaned under the tree Best present she
ever received
(yeah baby)
Mrs. Claus likes my wiener
She sucks it down with a grin
Fuck yeah she loves that meat Mrs.
Claus likes my wiener
(oh yeah)
(merry fucking christmas)