Dogecoin Dust-Up
Oi, listen up ya flaming galahs!
Put the phone down.
Stop checking the chart!
(nah mate,
put it down)
Bought the dip at seventy cents back in May Sold my Holden
Commodore to fund my holiday He went on live TV dressed up
in a silly hat Called it a hustle,
mate, what kind of yarn was that?
Now my wallet's looking like a desert billabong Doggy meme is crashing
while he tweets another song Rocket to the moon?
Nah, it blew up on the pad Lost my superannuation and I
made me uncle mad!
It's a pup, it's a mug's game,
totally absurd! Don't mortgage your granny for a billionaire's word!
He said to the moon,
now we're stranded on the dirt Lost all my dollarydoos and my
Sunday collared shirt! (bark bark!)
He's buying blue ticks while the doggy coin sinks Posting toilet memes
instead of telling what he thinks Said it's payment for a beverage,
payment for a belt Checking my exchange while the ledger starts to
melt Bought a stainless steel truck with a wonky little door Can't
even tow the tinny down to the shore Hyping up the coin
on an app he overpaid Biggest bloody rug-pull that was ever made!
It's a pup, it's a mug's game,
totally absurd! Don't mortgage your granny for a billionaire's word!
He said to the moon,
now we're stranded on the dirt Lost all my dollarydoos and my
Sunday collared shirt! (fair dinkum disaster!)
Oh Elon, dear Elon,
with your tunnels in the sand Why'd you take the pension of
a bloke from Queensland?
(why mate, why?) You told us
diamond hands would make us wealthy kings Now I'm trading crypto stickers
for some cocktail frankfurts!
It's a pup, it's a mug's game,
totally absurd!
Don't mortgage your granny for a billionaire's word!
He said to the moon,
now we're stranded on the dirt Lost all my dollarydoos and my
Sunday collared shirt!
(to the moon? to the bin!)
Stick to making batteries,
cobber.
I'm going back to cash in a biscuit tin.
(see ya later, ya mug)