Five Names One Phone Final Version
(yeah) (one two, mic check)
Jared, Jerry, Jarmamary, Jerren,
Jerret Five names, and each one's the group chat's regret Fluffy hair
full of powder, empty up top Phone out at dinner,
your personality's a flop He said "I pull no bitches" nah,
you pull nothing, period Only thing you pull is the bar,
that's your whole era One year in the gym and the bench
ain't moved a plate Arms like wet noodles,
tryna overcompensate
Jarmamary in the mirror,
fixin' up the fro
Fluff it, pat it,
powder it, you got no hoes An hour on the hair,
then you walk out the door Same dusty loser that you were
before (yeah, dusty!)
Basketball, baseball, track and field,
that's three
Zero starts, zero stats,
last in the sprint,
that's the trilogy
Brick the shot, whiff the swing,
trip over your feet Coach only plays you when the game's already
beat
Glazin' Trece Hansen like a donut on a rack D1 offers,
still trash, and you're ridin' on his back
Broke as a joke,
wallet's got a dry sound Cael buys the Game Pass,
you just press the button down
Free-loadin' fixture, mooch with a headset Cael pays for everything,
you ain't paid yet
Screen time higher than your bank account Fourteen hours on the phone,
pennies is the amount
Dumbest in the family,
it's not even close
Most in trouble, least learned,
that's the dose
One brain cell workin' and it's on its break Every lesson goes
right through, bro, for goodness' sake
Shower runnin' loud while you're posted on the toilet Splash your hair
at the sink, think you fooled us?
Quit it
Wet hair, dry funk,
the stink hits before you do Whole house can smell you,
bro, the whole street too (smell ya!) Two hundred K Snap score,
ten months of your life Addin' strangers in Wisconsin 'cause nobody here
replies Six states away,
the only ones who'll look And even they leave you on opened,
you're a closed book
Then here come King,
in the lobby runnin' his mouth One toxic message and Jared's meltin'
down Veins poppin', voice crackin',
controller hits the floor King rage-baits you for free,
and you come back for more
Jared, Jerry, Jarmamary, Jerren,
Jerret Fake showers, fake names,
still nothin' to flex yet Powder off,
hair down, the mask finally cracked Zest fest legend?
Nah, zest fest is all you got (zest fest,
haha, we out)