The Pryor Playbook
(yee-haw!) Down in Bluffton, South Carolina,
where the palm trees sway,
There’s a family full of crazy in their own special way.
Randy’s got the news on,
keeping up with what’s going on,
Denise is on the couch watching Housewives all night long.
Brooklyn’s up in Michigan,
making people look their best,
An aesthetician with style — you know she’s passed the test.
Kennedy’s on the soccer field,
running hard and kicking goals,
While Hudson and Dash are on the diamond chasing baseball dreams and
roles. iPads, iPods, phones and screens,
That’s the kids’ favorite routine!
But when Saturday rolls around,
There’s only one team in town…
GO BLUE!
Go Michigan!
Wolverines until the end!
Maize and blue runs through our veins,
Through the sunshine, wind and rain.
And when Ohio State comes around,
You know we’re gonna get loud!
Hail to the Victors,
loud and proud
— The Pryor family stands out from the crowd!
(go blue!)
Randy’s reading all the headlines,
Fox News up on the screen,
Denise says, “Turn that down!” — she’s watching her favorite scene.
Brooklyn’s making Michigan beautiful,
doing what she does best,
Kennedy’s chasing soccer balls with fire in her chest.
Hudson’s got the baseball glove,
Dash is swinging for the fence,
They’re making memories together — that’s the family expense!
From Bluffton to Michigan,
wherever life may go,
There’s one thing you can count on… Dad says,
“Michigan!”
Mom says, “Give me my show!”
Brooklyn’s working up in Michigan,
Kennedy’s ready to go!
Hudson’s at the ballpark,
Dash is at the plate,
Everybody grab your gear — It’s Pryor Family Great!
GO BLUE! Go Michigan!
That’s the Pryor family sound!
From Bluffton, South Carolina,
To Ann Arbor town!
Baseball, soccer, family, And a whole lot of fun,
With Randy, Denise and the kids — We’re all together as one!
So turn the music up,
Let the whole house shake…
The Pryors are together — Whatever it takes!
Randy! Denise! Brooklyn! Kennedy!
Hudson! Dash! GO BLUE!
HAIL TO THE VICTORS!
And GO PRYORS!
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