

(yeah, listen close mate)
Checked me cracked screen
down in Melbourne town
Saw the billionaire clown tweet the markets down Said put your dole
cheque
straight into the pup
Going to the moon,
mate, never coming down
Sold off the ute
and me grandfather's watch
While he staged a rocket launch just to watch us drop
He went on live TV,
cracked a crooked smile
Told the whole planet it was all a hustle
Watched the red candles burn for miles
(bloody oath it's gone)
It's a Doge dog scam,
sold across the sea
Billionaire laughing while he takes your fee
Rocket boy hyping up a digital bone
Left the whole country broke and alone (he took your cash,
mate!)
Yeah, he took it to the moon and ran
Silicon Valley wizard
with a meme in hand
Pumped up the token across the southern land Pumped on a Wednesday,
dumped it on Friday night
Bots took the profits before morning light
Now me wallet's empty
and the petrol's high
While he buys another platform up in the sky
It's a Doge dog scam,
sold across the sea
Billionaire laughing while he takes your fee
Rocket boy hyping up a digital bone
Left the whole country broke and alone (straight into the
bin!) Yeah, he took it to the moon and ran
Don't buy the
hype, don't believe the feed Just a tech-bro feeding
his own
greed (wake up, mate)
It's a Doge dog scam,
sold across the sea
Billionaire laughing while he takes your fee
Rocket boy hyping up a digital bone
Left the whole country broke and alone (not a cent to show!)
Yeah, he took it to the moon and ran
Keep your coins, mate.
He doesn't care about your mortgage.
(not one bit)