Assault of the Itch
(grrrrgh!) I was working hard on the construction line
Dust was flying, everything seemed fine When all of a sudden my
lower half went wild No longer acting like a grown-up child
(nooo!) My body started shaking,
I began to squirm
My skin is on fire,
I'm starting to flinch I can't stop the twitch,
I gotta scratch this itch!
My butt's itchy, my butt's itchy,
yes!
My butt's itchy, my butt's itchy,
yeah!
It's way more itchy
than a mosquito bite
Yeah, my butt's itchy,
fighting this fight!
Standing on the scaffolding,
trying to cope But this intense sensation is beyond all hope It's
worse than a rash
from the deep wild wood I'd stop flinching now
if I only could
My butt's itchy,
my butt's itchy, yes!
It's more itchy than a rash,
what a mess! My butt's itchy,
my butt's itchy, oh!
It's more itchy than a kitty with fleas on the go! (owww!)
My butt's...
itchy! (grrrrgh)