Britney Spears - Real News (80s Dubstep)

Turn it up, turn it up

No touchdown, no try Just the truth to rub

I woke up to the ticker

Scrolling through the feed

Six o'clock and it's screaming "Who scored?

Who bleed?" I said,

"Girl, wake up

That's not the real deal

Your brain's on mute

While they sell you a steal"

Bass drop coming Facts are rising

Stop the game show I'm advising

All sports are fake news And not newsworthy It should not be

on any news Nothing Bogans and rednecks do Is newsworthy They just

make noise

My nan's on the couch She thinks it's important "Who's holding the

trophy? Who's getting the sponsor?" I said,

"Nan, babe

The planet's on fire

And they're funding stadiums While the rent gets higher"

Governments should not be funding sports Or involved in it in any

way It is a blight on our society

Which should be banished The news should be covering more

Industry news and environmental news instead (yeah)

So turn off the game

Turn on the grid

Cover the coal plant Not the kid with the lid We want

supply chains

Not supply-side cheers

That's the real headline

Not the sports feed

News ticker

This has been a public service announcement