99 Seconds Wide Open

Woke up late, phone dead,

keys gone,

Neighbor yelling something 'bout my front lawn,

Girl at the door saying,

"We need to talk," Boss left three messages—shit,

it's ten o'clock.

Coffee hit the floor,

card got declined, Somebody backed into my car

outside, I started laughing,

"How bad can it get?" Then somebody said— "You ain't heard the

worst part yet."

SHIT GOT CRAZY REAL FAST!

One minute good, next minute crashed!

Thought I had the whole damn thing under control—

Then somebody poured gasoline on the match!

SHIT GOT CRAZY REAL FAST!

No brakes, no map,

no turning back!

Every time I think,

"That's gotta be it"— HERE COMES ANOTHER FUCKING PLOT TWIST!

Best friend calls—"Don't freak out." That's when you KNOW some shit went

down. Ex got engaged,

landlord sold, Bank froze something I didn't even know!

Dog got loose, rain came in,

Cop behind me with the lights again,

Mom calls up: "Baby,

sit down." WHY DOES EVERYBODY KEEP TELLING ME TO SIT DOWN?!

Funny how life doesn't knock.

Doesn't schedule the disaster.

You blink once—

And everything starts moving faster.

I could've lost my fucking mind.

Maybe

I did a little.

But if life's gonna throw the whole damn

house— I'M STANDING IN THE

MIDDLE.

SHIT GOT CRAZY REAL FAST!

Whole world flipped and I STILL came back!

No plan, no clue,

just laughing now—

'CAUSE WHAT THE FUCK ELSE AM I GONNA DO ABOUT THAT?!

SHIT GOT CRAZY REAL FAST!

Let it swing, let it hit,

let it crack!

Every time life says,

"YOU'RE FINALLY DONE"—

I LOOK THAT MOTHERFUCKER DEAD IN THE FACE AND SAY— "YOU GOT

ANOTHER ONE?!"