Road trip moving day
Pack up the outlander - the portlander Making way for long,
warm winter sun already miss the shadow of mount hood.
Big bitch, little stuff,
meds and apparel Road snacks,
wheelchair, El Niño in the back!
Oregon to Florida! It’s road trip moving day!
Big bitch, little stuff,
meds and apparel Road snacks,
wheelchair, El Niño in the back!
Oregon to Florida! It’s road trip moving day! (yeah)
Say goodbye to that lake in ory-gone.
that is also a crater,
hello to craters of the moon!
Holy fuck it’s our first new state!
When those 2 things are done,
kin evil snake river canyon!
That’s a nice
bridge, Thank you, Idaho!
We head on down Utah way… sed-uh-men-tar-ay!
These formations man. That’s the oldest untouched earth in existence,
holmes. Thank you for the awe,
and making us feel small.
Big bitch, little stuff,
meds and apparel Road snacks,
wheelchair, El Niño in the back!
Oregon to Florida! It’s road trip moving day! (whoa)
Arizona, you’re next. Driven by visions of grandeur,
that’s a big-ass crack!
Wow, but this show ain’t over.
That one place that was in that movie star man.
Gotta see that, did it,
done.
Thank you sir
may we have another?
Real quick, we couldn’t do Nevada cuz the weather was a dick,
fine, we were going to New Mexico anyway!
No introductions needed for the most important alien crash site ever!
This was the day the
earth stood still! Phone home and everyone knows we’re doin’ fine.
Big bitch, little stuff,
meds and apparel Road snacks,
wheelchair, El Niño in the back!
Oregon to Florida! It’s road trip moving day!
(hey
hey)
You’re secret is safe with us- wink,
wink
Nothing to see here,
just a hot air balloon!
But they had more in store,
an ancient newspaper, rocks and walls,
where they used to draw!
Nanu-nanu, be seeing you!
Well we ran out of stuff to do,
tornadoes in the Midwest,
and Katie fell down a cliff,
too!
We made it to the better weather,
though. Texas and Louisiana,
hi!
M-I-S-S-I-S-S-I-P-P-I! Starting to see,
the last state on the agenda.
Wet paws and beaches like cocaine!
We have arrived, PSYCHE!
That’s a funny inside joke for Danny.
The world is right tonight,
even without knowing the future,
mission accomplished! Over 5,000 miles,
smiles and a few new bruises,
that’s okay, cuz the chapter amuses.
Big bitch,
little stuff, meds and apparel Road snacks,
wheelchair, El Niño in the back!
Oregon to Florida! It’s road trip moving day!
(ooh yeah)