Precious Lost
Yeah,
yeah
Who let this creature out the cave?
Sméagol, stop
whispering in my ear,
man! Look, check the mic.
Let’s go.
Creeping in the shadows,
yeah, you looking real sketchy Living in a cave,
got your skin looking stretched out and sweaty Running 'round Middle-earth,
looking for a snack Got a complete lack of clothes,
put a shirt on your back!
You rocking a loincloth,
shivering in the cold While the rest of the world is out
chasing the gold You a walking internet meme,
looking like a wet rat Even the Orcs don't wanna pull up
where you at.
You obsessed with a ring,
man, your life is a mess
That piece of jewelry got you dealing with stress
Toxic relationship, you calling it "Precious" But it ruined your face,
now you need to refresh us Yeah,
you crying in the dirt,
talking to yourself Put the ring in a box,
put your life on a shelf!
Let’s talk about your smile,
man, it’s giving me grief
Open up your mouth,
you got only two teeth!
How you biting raw fish with a grill that's that broken?
Every single word out your mouth is misspoken Got a split personality,
fighting your own shadow Losing your mind over a band on a
gravel road Following two Hobbits just to get tricked and burned Fell
face-first in a volcano,
you never learned!
Yeah...
all that tracking for a ring you couldn't even wear.
Sauron didn't even want you on the team.
Go back to the river,
Sméagol.