Strippers and Paliotti’s
Alright, team…
We need to talk about the Christmas party.
Keith has a suggestion.
…Oh,
boy.
December’s here, the year’s almost done,
We’ve worked all year,
now it’s time for fun.
Someone said, “Let’s make it a night to remember!”
Keith had an idea we won’t soon forget in December.
He leaned right back,
said, “Here’s what we could do—
Strippers and blow!”
The room went quiet.
Someone checked the time.
Tara looked at Keith like,
“Are you out of your mind?”
We needed a party,
a festive affair,
A little good food and some holiday cheer.
But after that pitch,
we all had to say…
Keith wanted strippers and blow,
But we said, “Keith,
absolutely no!”
We need a nice night,
a place we can go,
So we booked Paliotti’s and called it a show!
Raise up your glass,
let the whole team know,
We’re going to dinner—let’s keep it low-key,
bro!
Keith wanted strippers and blow,
But we decided on Paliotti’s instead!
No velvet rope, no questionable scene,
Just a table reservation and a festive cuisine.
We’ll talk about work,
we’ll laugh about the year,
And pretend that suggestion never happened here.
There’ll be pasta on the table,
And bread we’ll pass around,
Keith can make a toast Without getting HR involved now.
We needed a party,
a festive affair,
A little good food and some holiday cheer.
We all agreed on the sensible way…
Keith,
we appreciate your enthusiasm.
I just thought we should do something memorable.
Oh, it’ll be memorable.
Because every Christmas from now on,
Someone’s gonna bring up…
THE STRIPPERS AND BLOW!
What’s the plan?
PALIOTTI’S!
Where we goin’?
PALIOTTI’S!
What did Keith suggest?
WE’RE NOT TALKIN’ ABOUT IT!
Keith wanted strippers and blow,
But we said, “Keith,
absolutely no!” We need a nice night,
a place we can go,
So we booked Paliotti’s and called it a show!
Raise up your glass,
let the whole team know,
We’re going to dinner—let’s keep it low-key,
bro! Keith wanted strippers and blow,
But we decided on Paliotti’s instead!
So,
are we all good with Paliotti’s?
Yep. Sounds great.
Can I at least pick the playlist?
NO!
Merry Christmas from Extra Storage Now!