Farting Frenzy Blues

Dear Jiggley,

you are being super dumb

For like two years ago,

you were my only one

You were always my imaginary best friend

Now look at where this story has to end (oh why,

Jiggley?)

And you have been farting

In every different place

Being so spoiled Right in my face!

(how dare you!)

Two long years of pretending you were real

Now this is how you make a true friend feel

You act so pampered and you think you rule the room But

your silly habits only bring us doom (it's true!)

You left a trail of chaos on the floor

I cannot take this nonsense anymore!

You

are going to hell after this!

Yes, you are going down,

Jiggley!

(straight down!)

Goodbye,

Jiggley... (farewell)