

One, two, three, four!
(oi oi oi)
I'm scrubbing my teeth 'til they bleed in the sink
Scraping the scum and the cheap yellow drink Got a clean collared
shirt but my boots are a mess
Trying to scrub off this cheap loneliness (aww,
bless)
I want someone to hold when the pub doors shut tight Not
a stranger who leaves in the middle of night
I'm a bit of a bastard,
I've got a bad chin But I'll make you a brew if
you let me come in
Yeah, my flat is a tip and my jokes are a crime
But I want to be yours if you'd just give me time! (please!)
My last date told me my manners were dead I fell over
a bin and then bruised my own head But I'd carry your
bags and I'd walk you right home
I am sick of this flat and this cold telephone (pick up!)
I'm a bit of a bastard,
I've got a bad chin But I'll make you a brew if
you let me come in
Yeah, my flat is a tip and my jokes are a crime
But I want to be yours if you'd just give me time!
(give me time!)
Just a bit of a bastard...
But I'll make you a brew...
Yeah.