31 Larp J (Remix)

(hahaha) Yeah, yeah, we back

again

You talk about the block but you were on the court Playing

tennis, driving parents' Honda Accord Fake chains,

fake shoes, crying for a gift on Fortnite Now you faking accents

in the middle of the night

31 Larp J, you a total fraud

Bouncing tennis balls while you acting hard

Yeah fatass20 gonna show the truth

Calling out the lies from the voting booth

Mr Clean caught dancing naked in the spot High on substance,

spinning in the parking lot While Kramit sits inside a jail cell

tonight You making Fortnite montages,

avoiding the fight

Yellowtape knows you joined the Team Belt crew Just a Toronto larper

with nothing to do

Fake accent dropping but the story is thin Loving family waiting when

you walk back in (shame)

Wait for you? Nah,

you faking the trenches with a pastry Only muffin you taking is

Tim Hortons, don't face me Hurricane video,

you tripped trying to do the sturdy

And on PSA you acting tough but looking dirty

Dissing Drench on PSA,

both you larpers are weak Talking Spill hit in the arm,

go play tennis this week Fake ski mask,

COVID shield in twenty twenty-six Brampton suburban boy trying to mix in

the bricks

(soccer player!)

You got no real opps,

you lived in Brampton so long Your biggest opp was your seventh

grade teacher, you dog No hood life,

playing soccer and tennis instead

Just a larping actor with lies in your head

(Hold on, hold on,

hold on...)

Can

we

get some British in

here?

SJ, behave, stop faking the mask Get back with the boys,

it's an easy task

Our Lady of Peace,

we are missing you mate We played on the Fortnite to get

you straight I linked Yellowtape just to get in the booth To

tell you to stop and just speak the truth (laaa)

You was a sweet kid,

now you play with the hood With a fake ski mask acting

like you is good Forget all this larping,

it's getting quite sad Your Mum is at home and she's feeling

quite bad Come back to the console,

come play with the crew There's no one in Brampton that's looking

for you

31 Larp J, you a total fraud

Bouncing tennis balls while you acting hard

Yeah fatass20 gonna show the truth

Calling out the lies from the voting booth

No more larping,

we see the design

Go back to the tennis court,

you out of time (hahaha) Yeah,

Brampton

boy