Best Friend, Best Bite

(yee-haw!) He don't care if I lose my job

Or if I burn the corn on the cob

He's just waiting by the kitchen door

Sniffing crumbs on the hardwood floor Yeah,

he's short and long,

a mighty hound

Best little partner in this town

Yeah my best friend is my wiener dog

Trotting right through the morning fog

Four little legs and a whole lot of heart

Nothing's ever gonna tear us apart

(no sir!)

He's got those floppy ears and a little black nose

Chasing the water when I spray the hose

Sleeping on my boots when the sun goes down

Safest little watch dog in the county round He don't ask for

much, just a treat or two

Always knows exactly what to do

Yeah my best friend is my wiener dog

Trotting right through the morning fog

Four little legs and a whole lot of heart

Nothing's ever gonna tear us apart (that's right!)

Yeah we're walking down the gravel road (hummmm) Just my little buddy

and me

My best friend...

is my wiener dog

(good boy!)