Rumble of Buford and Ruff
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Round one in the pit.
Buford on the left,
Ruff Ruff on the right.
Two dogs,
one bone,
nobody walks away clean.
(let's get it!)
Step back, little pup,
you're barking at a brick wall I run this whole yard while
you stumble through the front hall You call yourself Ruff Ruff?
You sound like a toy squeak I chew through iron chains every
Tuesday of the week You're shaking in your paws,
got your tail tucked tight Brought a plastic chew stick to a
junkyard fight I'm Buford,
the heavy weight, cement on your chest Go crawl back to the
kennel, boy, and take a long rest (sit down!)
Buford wants the crown,
Ruff Ruff wants the throat Neither one is swimming when you're rocking
the boat
Claws out, jaw locked,
tearing up the floor (tear it up!) Somebody ring the bell,
this is all-out war! (grrrr)
You slow-moving dinosaur, look at your posture Buford's just a joke and
an overweight imposter You sleep on the porch while I'm stalking the
fence line Taking everything you got and claiming what is mine Saying
that I'm soft? Look into these red eyes I snap through bone
and I relish when the fur flies You couldn't catch a rabbit
if it stopped to shake your hand I'm the rabid king running
through your wasteland!
Buford wants the crown,
Ruff Ruff wants the throat Neither one is swimming when you're rocking
the boat
Claws out, jaw locked,
tearing up the floor (tear it up!) Somebody ring the bell,
this is all-out war!
: You're a stray with no name!
: You're a relic in the mud!
: I'll grind your whole kennel into powder and crud!
: Your bite's too weak,
you're all bark and bad breath!
: I'm the warden of the pound,
boy, you're walking into death!
(fight! fight! fight! fight!)
: You're done, mutt!
: Never backing down from you!
(ding ding ding)
Break 'em up!
Break 'em up! Neither one yields,
blood on the pavement.