Brainless Chaos Cruise

Woke up late with a brain like clay

I chew on napkins every single day

My IQ test was a blank white sheet

I bought some drywall for a midday treat

I'm not smart, no I'm not bright

I eat toilet paper in the middle of the night

I use a plunger just to brush my teeth

With a brain like a rock underneath (oh no)

Tried to use a motorcycle just to comb my hair Now I've

got a bald spot right over there

I put my socks inside the microwave oven

I give the cactus-plant a giant huggin'

I'm not smart, no I'm not bright I eat toilet paper in

the middle of the night

I use a plunger just to brush my teeth

With a brain like a rock underneath (yeah)

I drank some laundry soap to clean my soul

I put some gasoline inside the punch bowl (hahaha)

I don't know why my head feels light

I must have done something right

I'm just a fool

(yeah) I'm not

smart