

Turn it up, turn it up
No touchdown, no try Just the truth to rub
I woke up to the ticker Scrolling through the feed
Six o'clock and it's screaming "Who scored?
Who bleed?"
I said, "Girl, wake up That's not the real deal
Your brain's on mute While they sell you a steal"
Bass drop coming
Facts are rising
Stop the game show
I'm advising
All sports are fake news And not newsworthy It
should not be on any news Nothing Bogans and rednecks do Is
newsworthy
They just make noise
My nan's on the couch She thinks it's important "Who's holding the
trophy? Who's getting the sponsor?"
I said, "Nan, babe
The planet's on
fire
And they're funding stadiums While the rent gets higher"
Governments should not be funding sports
Or involved in it in any way
It is a blight on our
society
Which should be banished
The news should be covering more
Industry
news
and environmental news instead (yeah)
So turn off the game
Turn on the grid
Cover the coal plant Not the kid with the lid
We want supply chains Not supply-side cheers
That's
the real headline Not the sports
feed
News ticker
This has been a public service announcement