Fires Beneath Pines
I think God's taking the piss...
Because if this is a test,
I've definitely failed.
Got out of bed,
fell down the stairs,
Spilt my coffee, lost my affairs,
The cat's got fleas,
the car won't start,
And I've got a suspicious noise coming from my heart.
The washing machine's eating my clothes,
My neighbour's garden smells like a rose,
My bank says sorry,
my boss says no,
And I've just seen my ex with a bloke I know.
Oh, what a wonderful life,
Pass me the bottle,
pass me the knife,
Not for the killing,
just cutting the cheese,
I'm having a nervous breakdown with a side of peas!
OH MY GOD, WHAT A BEAUTIFUL MESS!
I've got no luck and a dodgy address!
One foot in heaven,
one foot in hell,
If life's a joke,
it's not going well!
HEY! HEY! LET IT ROLL!
I've got a broken heart and a rock 'n' roll soul!
Laugh till you cry,
cry till you scream,
I'm living the life of a man with no dream!
Met a fortune teller down the high street,
She read my palm and she said,
"You're skint!"
Said I'd find love before the end of the year,
Then charged me twenty quid and disappeared.
My mate Dave says he's going vegan,
But eats kebabs when nobody's seeing,
My sister says she's found herself,
She's been looking for years on the top shelf.
Oh, what a beautiful day,
The sky's gone black and the pigeons are grey,
I've got big ideas and a tiny little brain,
And a lifetime subscription
to financial pain!
OH MY GOD, WHAT A BEAUTIFUL MESS!
I've got no luck and a dodgy address!
One foot in heaven,
one foot in hell,
If life's a joke,
it's not going well!
HEY! HEY! LET IT ROLL!
I've got a broken heart and a rock 'n' roll soul!
Laugh till you cry,
cry till you scream,
I'm living the