

Calzone
dude and pizza man were immediately shocked in fear but had no
time to waste. They tried to stop the piss beam with a
wall of pizza but the pizza was torn through.
They tried to move one of mars' moon in the way but
it was destroyed from the piss beam.
Just if as all hope was lost.
The station exploded killing piss man and the beam stopped.
When they looked to see who caused it.
They saw the previously mentioned red eyed robot now with a light
blue chassis. They thought the robot was gonna be Allies with them
but suddenly the robot yells "ILL RIP YOUR ENCEPHALON OUT OF YOUR
CALVARIUM!" And does exactly that to calzone man.
Pizza man knew this thing was more powerful than him so he
flew away.
He goes back to Earth but still wonders what that thing
was.
He asks his all knowing mastercomputer
(NOT AN ALLIED ONE) and asks "What was that thing that I
fought?"
The computer processes the question
and in a booming voice the computer replies with "God."