Know your asian

(J-A-P-A-N-E-S-E) My R-I-C-E usually isn’t F-R-I-E-D

That’s C-H-I-N-E-S-E

Idiot,

know your asian P-L-E-A-S-E

I can’t speak for knees of the Vietnamese,

but I know these knees are purdy damn dirty!

Almond eyes,

widescreen field of view

It might look like what your seein’ but I’m not Korean

Okay, to be fair,

I’m only half Rockin Chinese hair and nice calves,

brown not yella and a crooked crown,

fella

Prefer kung fu over karate,

got that hot dad body

I don’t identify Caucasian in every situation,

but on every occasion I’ll claim to be Asian

I’ll use whichever for the purpose that may surface,

I’m confused and refuse to write cursive

So let’s R-E-V-I-E-W

Just A-F-E-W, I know there’s a bunch more Asians,

too Why do you assume I speak Spanish,

dude Been called Indian when I’m rockin two braids,

never had aids

Askew,

my point of view

Black and blue,

black and brown, too,

foo! Half a nigga half a wigga too!

Fucked up grill and a bruised will

I need another notebook for the ones to kill,

just playin, hand out lookin for skrill,

to pay the bill

Seriously, pay me sucka!

I’m so fuckin dumb (J-A-P-A-N-E-S-E)