

(hahaha!) Joy was sitting on the kitchen floor
Listening to a story,
wanting more
Then came the punchline,
out of the blue
She started shaking, and the giggles grew (teehee!)
She tried to hold it in,
she closed her eyes But the laughter took her by surprise
Oh no, she gasped,
it is too late
Joy laughed so hard she pissed her pants!
Now she is doing a little puddle dance!
(hahahaha!) Tears in her eyes,
a wet spot on the floor She cannot stop,
she is laughing even more!
Her friends were rolling on the carpet too
Nobody knew quite what they should do
She grabbed a towel with a giant grin
And said, let the second round begin!
(hoo boy!)
Sometimes the world is a heavy place
But then you get a smile on your face
And a laugh so deep it runs right down All the way
to the floor in this town!
Joy laughed so hard she pissed her pants!
Now she is doing a little puddle dance! (hahahaha!)
Tears in her eyes,
a wet spot on the floor She cannot stop,
she is laughing even more!
Just grab a mop and wipe it clean
Best funny moment we have ever seen
Joy is dry now,
but the story stays (hahaha!)