Barge-Swung Big EJ
(whoaaa) He stands ten stories high in the midday sun
Making heavy concrete crumble like it's all for fun
When he takes a step,
the bedrock starts to shake
Big EJ is coming,
watch the pavements break
He's marching down to the harbor wall
Too massive to contain,
too grand to fall
(watch out)
When
Big EJ swings in the open sea He's floating large as a
titan can be
And the sailors stare from the coastal bridge They think he's a
barge on the water's edge (a barge!)
Shipping lanes are blocked by his massive stride Displacing all the water,
pushing back the tide Coast guard on the radio calling out in
fear They see a giant vessel but no engines near
No steel!
No iron crew!
Just one massive man
rolling through!
(ugghhh) When
Big EJ swings in the open sea He's floating large as a
titan can be
And the sailors stare from the coastal bridge They think he's a
barge on the water's edge (yeah)
He's a barge!
EJ is
a barge! (hahahaha)