Slice Roast

(look at this, man) (come on)

You're laying there under a cardboard sky

Drowning in grease and I'm wondering why A soggy wet cardboard with

too much yeast You call yourself a dinner but you're just a

beast

(yeah,

look at that oil ring)

Pizza,

you're a absolute mess

Three hundred calories of pure distress

Cold in the morning,

soggy in the box

Tastes like a mixture of cheese and old socks (why you so

greasy?)

Pineapple sitting where it don't belong Your crust is like cardboard,

your structural integrity is gone One bite and the cheese slides straight

to the floor Leaving dry red paste,

a total bore

(what a disappointment)

Pizza,

you're a absolute mess

Three hundred calories of pure distress

Cold in the morning,

soggy in the box

Tastes like a mixture of cheese and old socks

(clean it up!)

Just a greasy circle of regret (dry crust)

(cold cheese)

(man, get this out of here)