Bloody Tampons
(one, two, three, four!)
Rummaging down in the bottom of the bag Receipts and loose change
and a dirty paper tag You freeze right up when I pull
out the string Like it's some sort of terrifying weaponized thing
Why you looking sideways,
turning all pale? It's standard supply,
it is not for sale
(take it!)
Do you want a tampon?
Do you want a tampon?
Bloody tampons, deal with the fact!
Nothing to hide, nothing to redact! (yeah!)
Hand it in the open,
no brown paper sleeve Nothing you should whisper,
nothing to aggrieve Natural biology breaking your brain You act like it's
radioactive in the drain
Why you acting squeamish,
why you gotta hide?
Keep a cotton supply on the passenger side!
Do you want a tampon?
Do you want a tampon?
Bloody tampons, deal with the fact!
Nothing to hide, nothing to redact!
(shut up, take it!)
It's just red ink on the calendar page.
Why you treating nature like a personal outrage?
(let's go!)
Do you want a tampon?
Do you want a tampon?
Bloody tampons, deal with the fact!
Nothing to hide, nothing to redact!
(take it
now!)
Bloody tampons!
Yeah, take it!