

(get ready, yeah)
Lance Catlos on the block,
short and stumpy, watch him walk In that signature red shirt,
clearing lanes and doing dirt (Lance!) Lance Catlos in the red,
got the crown on his head Stumpy stature,
heavy weight, crushing records at the gate
Five foot flat but he commands the space Red shirt blazing,
yeah he sets the pace They look down but he's aiming high
Stumpy champion under the sky (who is that?
Lance!) He don't slide,
he just stomps the ground Heaviest presence in this whole
town
(Lance
Catlos!) (yeah, yeah,
bounce)
Lance Catlos on the block,
short and stumpy, watch him walk In that signature red shirt,
clearing lanes and doing dirt (Lance!) Lance Catlos in the red,
got the crown on his head Stumpy stature,
heavy weight, crushing records at the gate
Short and solid,
built like a brick
Red threads shining, yeah he does the trick
No one matches that low-center drive
Lance is the reason that the phonk's alive (uh-huh)
Step
back, let the master through
In the crimson
shirt, showing what he can do
Lance Catlos... in the red shirt...
(stumpy,
stumpy,
yeah)