Jack’s Gay Game

(whistle) Can smash a cricket ball,

but can't pull a bloke!

Listen up, Jack!

He thinks he's Bradman,

thinks he's the king

Walking out in cricket whites like he owns everything

No girls, no dates,

just cricket and pain

Bowling yorkers in the drizzle and the rain (come on now)

Then a handsome lad walks through the gate

Jack drops his gloves,

forgets his mate!

Eyes go wide, oh honey,

take a glance

Forget the crease, you gotta take a chance!

Hey Jack!

Hey Jack! Put that bat down,

shake your arse!

Hey Jack!

Hey Jack! Your love life's a disaster from the start!

(work it!) Hey Jack!

Put the pads away!

He steps up to the crease,

tries to look so tough

One cute boy winks,

and that is quite enough!

Stumps fly left, the wicket goes down

Jack's blushing red across the whole damn town (oops,

bowled him out!)

He dropped the catch,

he lost his cool

Acting like a starstruck lovesick fool!

DJ pause the whistle,

count to three

Time to face

reality!

Hey Jack!

Hey Jack! Put that bat down,

shake your arse!

Hey Jack!

Hey Jack! Your love life's a disaster from the start!

No girls, no dates,

just cricket and pain One cute boy walks in and you're never

the same!

DJ, play that again!

Jack's got no game!

(hahaha) Jack's got no game!

Oh, but he's swinging both ways now,

darling!

Hey Jack!

Hey Jack! Put that bat down,

shake your arse!

Hey Jack!

Hey Jack! Your love life's a disaster from the start!

Jack's got no game,

but he's swinging both ways!

(yeah!) Hit it out of the park,

boy!

Swing it, Jack! (hahaha)

Clean bowled, baby!