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When in the Course of human events it becomes necessary for one
people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another
and to assume among the powers of the earth,
the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and
of Nature's God entitle them,
a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should
declare the causes which impel them to the separation.
We hold these truths to be self-evident,
that all men are created equal,
that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights,
that among these are Life,
Liberty and the pursuit of
Happiness.
— That to secure these rights,
Governments are instituted among Men,
deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed,
— That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends,
it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish
it, and to institute new Government,
laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such
form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety
and Happiness.
Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed
for light and transient causes;
and accordingly all experience hath shewn that mankind are more disposed to
suffer, while evils are sufferable than to right themselves by abolishing the
forms to which they are accustomed.
But when a long train of abuses and usurpations,
pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under
absolute Despotism, it is their right,
it is their duty,
to throw off such
Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security.
— Such has been the patient sufferance of these Colonies; and such
is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former
Systems of Government.
The history of the present King of Great Britain is a history
of repeated injuries and usurpations,
all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over
these States.
To prove this, let Facts be submitted to
a candid world.
We, therefore, the Representatives of the united States of America,
in General Congress,
Assembled,
appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world for the rectitude of
our intentions,
do, in the Name,
and by Authority of the good People of these Colonies,
solemnly publish and declare,
That these united Colonies are,
and of Right
ought to be Free and Independent States,
that they are Absolved from
all Allegiance to the British Crown,
and that all political connection between them
and the State of Great Britain,
is and ought to be
totally dissolved;
and that as Free and Independent States,
they have full Power to levy War,
conclude Peace,
contract Alliances, establish Commerce,
and to do all other Acts and Things which Independent States may
of
right do. — And for the support of this Declaration,
with a firm reliance on the protection of Divine Providence,
we mutually pledge to each other our Lives,
our Fortunes, and our sacred Honor.
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