Psycho Cat Frenzy

Oh my

god

(what is happening)

She used to nap in the afternoon

Purring softly to a gentle tune

But waking up on a Tuesday night

She had a look of absolute spite

Hissing at the wall,

knocking down the cups No amount of catnip is gonna patch this

up

That was the day my pussy went psycho

Climbing up the curtains,

doing the tango Scratching at the sofa,

losing her mind

Leave your sanity far behind (nooo)

She chased a shadow up onto the roof

Knocked down a bottle of ninety-proof

Now she is glaring with a laser gaze

Destroying the house in a chaotic daze

Zoomies at three in the morning

There was no siren,

there was no warning (help me)

That was the day my pussy went psycho

Climbing up the curtains,

doing the tango

Scratching at the sofa,

losing her mind

Leave your sanity far behind

She is sitting on my face sleeping now (meow)