The Shitter Dreary

(groan) Once upon a shitter dreary,

as I farted, weak and weary,

After many a quaint and curious,

viscous volume had outpoor'd--

While I was wiping,

nearly quitting, suddenly I started shitting,

Unwitting and unremitting--dripping, it spill'd on the floor.

"'Tis too much shit

to

fit," I muttered, staring at the bathroom floor--

"Only this,

and nothing more."

(oh no) Ah

distinctly I recall,

it was in the throes of fall;

And each seperate flying shitstorm

wrought brown stains upon the wall.

Eagerly I wished the morrow;--vainly I had sought to borrow

For my bowels surcease of sorrow--sorrow

for cold nature's call;

I'd gone into the first seen restroom,

which fecal folk fear most of all: A service station's bathroom stall. (sigh)