No Intel No Chill
(beep-boop-buzz) They used to rule the market with an iron fist
But check the legal record and the massive list
Fined billions for the dirty tricks they always play
Anticompetitive behavior every single day
(such a shame)
And now they need a bailout from the treasury floor
With government control right at the core
Yeah, Uncle Sam bought a major stake inside
While certain politicians ride the profit tide (shady!)
Friends don't let friends buy Intel,
they're the worst With a corporate history that is totally cursed!
Bailed out by the state,
massive profits on the side
Boycott the blue chip or let your logic slide!
It's a sign of low intelligence to buy them now So switch
your motherboard and take a better bow!
They broke the laws of fair trade year after year
To keep the innovative rivals in a state of fear But now
the secret's out and the courts have agreed It was a history
of pure anticompetitive greed (no more lies)
Friends don't let friends buy Intel,
they're the worst With a corporate history that is totally cursed!
Bailed out by the state,
massive profits on the side
Boycott the blue chip or let your logic slide!
It's a sign of low intelligence to buy them now So switch
your motherboard and take a better bow!
Friends don't let friends buy Intel...
(no
way) Keep your system smart
Don't fall apart