Kiwi Panic Night

(haha spooky)

Adam in his oversized basketball shorts

Knocking on doors of all sorts

Barack in a classic suit and tie

Looking up at the autumn sky

They're sharing a plastic pumpkin pail

Looking for treats that never fail

Trick or treat on a dark October night

Underneath the pale yellow moonlight

But something in the bushes starts to stir

A giant feathered shape begins to blur

It's a massive kiwi bird on the attack

Adam and Barack better not look back!

"Let me be clear,"

Barack declares

As they scramble up the porch steps and stairs

Adam throws his candy corn on the ground

Trying to distract the giant bird they found

With a massive beak

and a long sharp stride There is absolutely nowhere left to hide

(Oh my goodness!

It's right behind us!)

(Run Adam!

Run Barack!)

Trick or treat on a dark October night

Underneath the pale yellow moonlight

But something in the bushes starts to stir

A giant feathered shape begins to blur

It's a massive kiwi bird on the attack

Adam and Barack better not look back!

Just a long-beaked bird from New Zealand shores

Chasing presidents and actors outdoors (Happy Halloween!)