Nope

(here we go again)

I say sit,

you look at the wall

I throw the ball,

you don't care at all

You just stare

with those icy blue eyes

Planning out

your next big surprise

I yell heel, you run to the street

Chasing every single leaf at your feet

Then you let out a dramatic howl

With a muddy chin and a stolen towel (ah-wooooo)

Oh you never listen to a word I say

You just smile and run the other way

My beautiful, stubborn, furry hurricane

Driving me completely insane!

I bought the treats,

the expensive brand

You spit them out

right onto the sand

Now you're zoomie-racing

round the couch

While I collapse like a

grumpy old grouch

Oh you never listen to a word I say You just smile

and run the other way

My beautiful, stubborn, furry hurricane

Driving me completely insane!

But when the day is finally done

You're still my favorite furry one

(even if you won't sit)