Wasp Wars

Sitting outside in the backyard heat

Opening a can of something fizzy and sweet

Just trying to chill and zone right out When a little yellow

buzz starts to circle about

No warnings given, no time to react

A miniature monster launching an attack

Yeah, a brutal attack!

I’m running but I'm trapped in a stinging war!

This angry little bug is a massive bore!

No, it won't leave me alone,

it’s hitting my face!

Swarming all over my personal space!

Yeah, my personal space!

Flailing my arms like a total clown

Dropped my soda right onto the ground

Blah blah blah, it’s a summer nightmare

Trapped in a loop with a wasp in my hair

Staring at the welt starting up on my skin And the stupid

little wasp is trying to win

Yeah, trying to win!

I’m running but I'm trapped in a stinging war!

This angry little bug is a massive bore!

No, it won't leave me alone,

it’s hitting my face!

Swarming all over my personal space!

Yeah, my personal space!

I’m running but I'm trapped in a stinging war!

This angry little bug is a massive bore!

No, it won't leave me alone,

it’s hitting my face!

Swarming all over my personal space!

Yeah, my personal space!

Got me good...

Yellow jacket...

Whatever.