Roadman Roast: Cat’s Chaos

Man

stepped in with red and white stripes?

Are you taking the mickey?

Listen, fam. (listen)

Big man walking round dressed like a cone

Tall stripey hat, leave your nonsense at home

Bringing two mates called Thing One and Two

Look like untied trainers in a primary school

Talking 'bout rhymes and balancing cups

Fam,

grab a broom, clean your circus stuff up

Whiskers twitching,

acting all bold

Looking like roadkill caught in the cold (rudeboy)

Take off the stovepipe,

back to the vet Worst feline that the manor ever met

Got a bow tie bigger than your future,

geez

Man talk slick but you're hunting for cheese Take off the hat,

lad, run off the block Looking like a clown in a stripey

sock! (run off, run off)

Mum walks in and you vanish on cue Left all your rubbish

for children to do Got no creps on,

walking barefoot paws Wrecking up the carpets and scratching up doors

Got a fish in a bowl giving better advice

Even the goldfish is rolling the dice You're not a villain,

you're merely a pest Paws off the manor,

put the rhyming to rest (allow it)

Take off the stovepipe,

back to the vet Worst feline that the manor ever met

Got a bow tie bigger than your future,

geez

Man talk slick but you're hunting for cheese Take off the hat,

lad, run off the block Looking like a clown in a stripey

sock! (straight off the curb)

Look at your state.

White gloves on your paws?

Who do you think you are,

a magician?

Pack up that box with the red lock and bolt.

Don't let me catch you round here again.

(never again) Take off the stovepipe,

back to the vet Worst feline that the manor ever met

Got a bow tie bigger than your future,

geez

Man talk slick but you're hunting for cheese Take off the hat,

lad, run off the block Looking like a clown in a stripey

sock!

Yeah,

take your red box.

And take Thing One and Two with you.

Absolute joker. (allow it

fam)