Sock Hoarder's Anthem

(yeah,

haha)

Walking down the road in Varrock town

Clicking on the floor,

looking around

Ignore the gold, ignore the armor bright I'm hunting for a different

kind of prize tonight

My inventory's filling up fast I hope this sweet aroma is gonna

last

I collect stinky socks on Runescape Running through the game in a

pixelated cape Yeah, my bank is full,

and I love the smell It's the best collection that I ever

could sell

Down in the dungeon,

searching the floor

Checking behind every single wooden door

I see a pair dropped by a goblin crew

Oh baby, yes, they look completely brand new

No mithril,

no adamant,

no rune can compare

To the vintage cotton items

lying over there

(oh my goodness)

I collect stinky socks on Runescape Running through the game in a

pixelated cape Yeah, my bank is full,

and I love the smell It's the best collection that I ever

could sell (yeah!)

Just one more pair

Clicking everywhere

(haha, bye)