Kaliber’s Barkbeat Blast
(pant pant
pant)
(arf
arf!)
Ears like giant radar dishes pointed at the sky
Eighty pounds of German shepherd chasing a butterfly
He was sworn to be the protector,
solemn and profound
Till Luke dropped half a pancake right
upon the ground
(gone in one bite!)
Now Luke is six and plotting
capers in his boots
While Kaliber patrols and chews up garden roots
He'll bark at the vacuum cleaner
like a mortal foe
Then slide across the kitchen tile on all his furry toes (whooooops!)
They're the troublesome two,
mud on paws and feet!
Kaliber's barking down the mailman on the street
Six long years of chaos,
tail wagging like a broom
A boy and his shepherd taking over every room!
(woof woof yeah!)
They built a fort of sofa cushions high above the rug
Kaliber got stuck inside while looking for a hug
Luke yelled "man down!"
and pulled him by his tail
While Kaliber licked Luke's ears like he was trying to clean a
pail (hahaha
stop it tickles!)
They're the troublesome two,
mud on paws and feet!
Kaliber's barking down the mailman on the street
Six long years of chaos,
tail wagging like a broom
A boy and his shepherd taking over every room!
(shedding everywhere!)
He's supposed to be a working dog with noble pedigree
Instead he's wearing Luke's red cape and howling at a flea (awoooo!) (awooooo-yip-yip!)
They're the troublesome two,
mud on paws and feet!
Kaliber's barking down the mailman on the street
Six long years of chaos,
tail wagging like a broom
A boy and his shepherd taking over every room!
Drop that shoe, Kaliber!
Drop it!
Good boy... (woof!)