Bathroom Breakdown Ballad

(pfffft) I ordered up three cheesy double-deckers

A crunchwrap supreme

and some mountain dew

My stomach started doing flips and checkers

And by first period I knew my time

was through

Now I am sitting in the third stall bathroom

Running out of time and there is no paper

there (pfffffrt) Oh the hot

mud is flowing through the bathroom

And I've got to use my bare hand in despair (oh

nooo)

I hear the kids outside in the hallway laughing

While I am wiping with my fingers on the wall

My stomach burns with the heat of the fire sauce

I cannot look my teacher in the eye

at all

Sitting in the third stall bathroom

Running out of time and there is no paper

there (pfffffffft) Oh the hot

mud is flowing through the bathroom

And I've got to use my bare hand in despair

(pffffrt) Why did I eat that bell?!

(AAAAAAHHHHHH!) (HELP ME!)