Naughty Elf Anthems

Santa's little helper in a red lace thong

Cussing up a storm while the workshop's closed You want this elf

on the shelf tonight Gonna ride that sleigh till the break of

dawn

(oh yeah)

I'm the one he picks every year

Naughty list approved and ready to play

(guitar lead fill)

Santa's favorite elf,

fuck me good Candy cane in my mouth like you know I

should

Ride that pole under the tree tonight

Cuss and moan till the morning light (yeah!)

Wrapping paper torn off in a hurry Your hands on my hips,

no need to worry Elf boots kicked to the floor real fast

Gonna make you forget all about the past (haha)

Santa's favorite elf,

fuck me good Candy cane in my mouth like you know I

should

Ride that pole under the tree tonight

Cuss and moan till the morning light (yeah!)

Under the mistletoe, legs spread wide

Fuck Santa's rules,

let's take a wild

ride (ahhh)

Santa's favorite elf,

fuck me good Candy cane in my mouth like you know I

should

Ride that pole under the tree tonight

Cuss and moan till the morning light (yeah!)

Fade on the riff with cussing echoes (hahaha)