Torque & Twain

(yeah) (uh-huh) I went in for a pack of zip-ties,

maybe a roll of tape

But walking down those narrow aisles,

there really is no escape

The smell of fresh vulcanized rubber

hits me right in the face

I grab a bright yellow basket

and pick up my pacing pace

I’m looking at the Daytona jacks,

looking at the Bauer drills

Checking out the Predator engines

giving me financial thrills

I already own three angle grinders,

but look at this vibrant green

A twenty-dollar Chicago Electric,

the prettiest thing I've seen!

Oh, I got a Harbor Freight addiction,

it’s taking over my soul I’m buying tools I don’t even need

just to feel a little bit whole

From the five-cent utility knives to the heavy-duty engine hoists

Flipping through that online flyer,

making all the wrong choices Yeah,

my wallet is running on empty,

but my garage is looking supreme

Living out a budget-brand,

lifetime-warranty dream! (sing it now)

Living out a budget-brand,

lifetime-warranty dream (yeah) (hoooo-wee)