Flush of Fury

(one, two, three, four!)

It's a porcelain throne

in a cold tile room

Where the pressure is rising

and we await the doom

The pipes are all shaking,

the pressure is high

Another bad plumbing day passing us by

Can you hear the water start to rise?

There is panic

in our desperate eyes!

Oh, flush it down,

let the water flow!

Down the drain

where the troubles go!

(flush! flush!) Keep it moving,

don't let it stall

Before we flood this entire

hall!

There's a plunger in hand

and we're ready to fight

Through the dark water depths in the middle of the night

The handle is wooden,

the rubber is worn

Under these heavy clouds,

a hero is born

Oh, flush it down,

let the water flow!

Down the drain

where the troubles go!

(flush! flush!) Keep it moving,

don't let it stall

Before we flood this entire hall!

Finally clear! (ahhhh)